2.02.2009

Now we've come to the end of the road








Good gracious, who are these men among men? Who in all their right minds would attempt the jumping of such monstrous machines? Why chance the already packed snow if one should fall? And the most important question of all: Why didn't they do this in front of their wives? I don't have the answers to all of these questions (except the first one: I'm on the left and Travis is on the right), but I do know that such hasty decisions can be made by men at the drop of a hat. Here was our thinking: "Hey, that looked like a fun little hill." "Yeah, let's go jump it." "Cool." "I brought a camera." "Cool, that means I get to jump first." "Cool." **Proceed to the jumping.** We did manage to get some video of the events, but the battery ran out after Nate's dismal, er, wreck? No, it wasn't that bad to call it a wreck. It was a total wipeout. Not a wreck, but a wipeout. Sad day for us all because the rest of our sweet jumping went unchronicled (except for that marvelous recording device in our heads; here's to beating the both of you with my chin).

On to things that no one cares about. I sometimes walk around downtown between the various train stops. One sidewalk boasts this painted message:

Now, I've got nothing against trusting Jesus (in fact, I'm all for it), but I do have a problem with someone breaking the law in order to get others to do so. Is there really some self-righteous pundit sitting in their favorite pew on whatever Sabbath they keep that thinks that tagging a Salt Lake sidewalk has helped them "spread the message"? Come on! When Jesus wrote on the walks of his town he made sure that they were in the dirt! Easy to be read, just as easy to erase, therein being sure to render Caesar his due while rendering the Father's likewise. Graffiti is not the works that will get you into heaven, my friend.

Well, I'm done rambling. I sure do love it. I'm off to study more, because that is what I should have been doing all along. Word.

5 comments:

  1. I'm sure the criminal is frantically searching the internet for this blog post right now. What greater feeling is there to know that your 'Glorious' Grafitti has had it's picture taken and has been written about online? It looks like if there are more people like you, Will, then our God Glorifying Grafittyist IS in fact doing the works that will get him into heaven.

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  2. And then he could rightly ask you this: what have YOU done lately to spread the good word?

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  3. All I can say dear nephew is that you are one awesome dude. Is that an appropriate term of endearment this days? I do want to be politically and emotionally correct!

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  4. Wife here. I too was wondering why you wouldn't jump a snowmobile in front of me. I guess if I were there as an eye witness, your manly war stories wouldn't be as fun to tell. :)
    And is that really considered graffiti? I used to paint the sidewalks with more trivial and less wholesome messages than that. I love my stickler man, sorry you're married to a rule-breaking woman. :)

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  5. Don't you realize that if you post pictures on the world wide web, "the wives" will eventually find out? :) That's pretty good air. And you don't know how tempted I am to post that video of Nate. But I guess we like him too much to mock him...

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